About God = Black or White?

KC72 · February 5th, 2006

A little boy goes to his mother and asks,"Mom, is God black or white?" His mother replies,"He's neither black nor white." Next the boy asks,"Is God a man or a woman?" "He is neither a man nor a woman, dear." His mother replies. Finally the boy asks,"Mom, is it true that God loves all the children of the Earth." His mother smiles and says,"Yes, son, this is true."

Still puzzled the boy thinks for a moment and asks,

"Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

DolphinDancer · February 5th, 2006

We hope not!!!!!

AFSteliga · February 5th, 2006

Hahahahahaha!!!

tomtom22 · February 6th, 2006

Oh, God, I hope not!

babyboy4u363 · February 6th, 2006

legend

rotc boy · February 7th, 2006

oldie but goody

Navy Boy · February 7th, 2006

If God is gay im going to Jesus if Jesus is gay...well let's just say their is no hope for the world.

Italian Guy · February 7th, 2006

Hahahahahahahahahaha I had to read this to the rest of the crew here.

Rob Henderson · January 9th, 2007

Oh Lord...Please...Say it aint so.

Team Infidel · September 23rd, 2007

February 5th, 2006	#1
KC72	God = Black or White? info A little boy goes to his mother and asks,"Mom, is God black or white?" His mother replies,"He's neither black nor white." Next the boy asks,"Is God a man or a woman?" "He is neither a man nor a woman, dear." His mother replies. Finally the boy asks,"Mom, is it true that God loves all the children of the Earth." His mother smiles and says,"Yes, son, this is true." Still puzzled the boy thinks for a moment and asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

February 5th, 2006	#3
AFSteliga	Hahahahahaha!!! MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

February 6th, 2006	#4
tomtom22	Oh, God, I hope not! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 7th, 2006	#7
Navy Boy	If God is gay im going to Jesus if Jesus is gay...well let's just say their is no hope for the world. This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

February 7th, 2006	#8
Italian Guy	Hahahahahahahahahaha I had to read this to the rest of the crew here. "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

January 9th, 2007	#9
Rob Henderson	Oh Lord...Please...Say it aint so.

September 23rd, 2007	#10
Team Infidel

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