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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Glad to be drunkA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Milforum Hitman |
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles. ![]() |
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Hahaha.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's a good one
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| Centurion | hehe good
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist |
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| Centurion | Post; Good one, Bulldog!!!
__________________ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman |
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