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November 21st, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Glad to be drunk


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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November 21st, 2005   Post 2
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lmao
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April 29th, 2006   Post 3
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April 29th, 2006   Post 4
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April 30th, 2006   Post 5
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Hahaha.
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January 7th, 2007   Post 6
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that's a good one
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January 7th, 2007   Post 7
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hehe good
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June 24th, 2007   Post 8
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Post; Good one, Bulldog!!!


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