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August 29th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Ghosts!!!A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic! Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought ya said "Goats." 
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August 30th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | ooooo man, thats great!!!!  |
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August 30th, 2005
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| Centurion | ahahahahahaha lmao
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August 30th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | sucks to be him. lol.
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May 23rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahah funny 
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July 8th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer | Bump . . . . . . Got this in my email today. |
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July 9th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | LOL....oh thats funny!!!!
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July 9th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | That's an Aggie redneck to ya! hahahahaha!
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July 10th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Wow...I first heard this joke when I was 7 from my dad. Still a great one.
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July 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Awkward... LOL
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