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June 30th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; George W. Bush joggingGeorge W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped?" The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning." 
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June 30th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | HAHAHAHA!!! Please tell me if it is a true story!
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June 30th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | of course its not... and my dad would be putting me in that wheel chair to... 
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June 30th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL That's funny!!
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July 1st, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | Ahahaha...Poor Bush...hahaha
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July 1st, 2006
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| Centurion | ha ha  Loved it!
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July 1st, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Nice Tom.
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October 13th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | ok, kinda funny
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October 14th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | lol..........
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