Geography of Women and Men

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December 20th, 2004   #1
silent driller
 
 

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.


Whatever was sufficient to get us to this point is insufficient to get us any further.
 
December 20th, 2004   #2
Locke
 
 
oh now, come on, the interim PM isn't that bad a guy!!!
 
December 20th, 2004   #3
Darcia
 
Thats funny.


^_^
 
December 20th, 2004   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha.

I'm pretty sure that one's already booting around here though.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
December 20th, 2004   #5
rotc boy
 
 
lol, funny


Quote:
Originally Posted by moving0target
Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"
 
October 28th, 2005   #6
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
October 29th, 2005   #7
bluestarsig
 
LOL
 
October 29th, 2005   #8
Italian Guy
 
 
He meant Saddam, lol that was fun


"Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it".
Pericles.


 
October 30th, 2005   #9
Navy Boy
 
 
 
October 30th, 2005   #10
civcom12
 
haahahaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa