About GENTEEL SOUTHERN LADY !!!
|September 24th, 2005||#1|
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GENTEEL SOUTHERN LADY !!! info
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump sir, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, "Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
|January 5th, 2008||#4|
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I love the phrase "bless your heart." you can say just about anything and so long as you say "bless your heart" its ok!
You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens
Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona