Topic: GENTEEL SOUTHERN LADY !!!

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September 24th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; GENTEEL SOUTHERN LADY !!!


A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge inGeorgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump sir, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, "Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
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September 24th, 2005   Post 2
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Even I know who Robert E.Lee is !
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November 25th, 2007   Post 3
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January 5th, 2008   Post 4
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I love the phrase "bless your heart." you can say just about anything and so long as you say "bless your heart" its ok!
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January 5th, 2008   Post 5
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^^^ So true. LOL
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