Topic: The Gay Caballero Returns

bulldogg · February 18th, 2006

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc,
what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure
me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a bett er understanding of what
your ass is for."

tomtom22 · February 20th, 2006

Navy Boy · February 20th, 2006

Oh god the movie Brokeback Mountain was really scary that I didn't want to see another movie.

armlesscadet · February 24th, 2006

lol true

NCdt Steliga · February 28th, 2006

Nice.

AmericanSweetheart · March 2nd, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Navy Boy

Oh god the movie Brokeback Mountain was really scary that I didn't want to see another movie.

you went to see it in the first place?

Why the fact it was about GAY cowboys should have tiped you off that it was going to be bad.

February 18th, 2006	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; The Gay Caballero Returns A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a bett er understanding of what your ass is for." __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

February 20th, 2006	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 20th, 2006	Post 3
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Oh god the movie Brokeback Mountain was really scary that I didn't want to see another movie. __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

February 24th, 2006	Post 4
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	lol true __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

February 28th, 2006	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

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