Topic: At the gates

Team Infidel · December 10th, 2007

An extremist Muslim was killed in a car bombing. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven."
The Muslim says, "Nice to meet you Peter, but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad."
St. Peter says, "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad."
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi, I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven."
The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad."
Moses says, "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad."
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks, "Who are you?"
The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven." God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet You - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."
God says "Ohhh... You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says, "I would love a cup of coffee."
God yells into the kitchen, "Hey Muhammad, 2 coffees!!!"

CrazyLilCajun · December 10th, 2007

tomtom22 · December 13th, 2007

Posted before: A Muslim In Heaven:

Sevens · December 14th, 2007

Still funny.

Missileer · December 14th, 2007

And a bagel too if you don't mind.

December 10th, 2007	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	Post; At the gates An extremist Muslim was killed in a car bombing. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim says, "Nice to meet you Peter, but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad." St. Peter says, "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi, I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad." Moses says, "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks, "Who are you?" The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven." God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet You - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad." God says "Ohhh... You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says, "I would love a cup of coffee." God yells into the kitchen, "Hey Muhammad, 2 coffees!!!" __________________

December 10th, 2007	Post 2
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	__________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

December 13th, 2007	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Posted before: A Muslim In Heaven: __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 14th, 2007	Post 4
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Still funny. __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

December 14th, 2007	Post 5
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	And a bagel too if you don't mind. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

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