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June 3rd, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Gas prices and illegal immigrants


My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.





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June 3rd, 2006   Post 2
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June 3rd, 2006   Post 3
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lol nice
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June 3rd, 2006   Post 4
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Lol!
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June 4th, 2006   Post 5
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kinda mean.. :s
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October 16th, 2007   Post 6
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oh jeeez..
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October 16th, 2007   Post 7
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LOL......
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