Our CO was about to start the morning briefing and while waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'hard work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The 2/ic chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. Some said it was 50-50%.

I responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on my state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, so the Colonel turned to the RSM. What was HIS opinion?

With out hesitation, the RSM responded, "Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel acted surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, Sir began the RSM "if there was any hard work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them Sir."

Freaking Comedian.....

To become an RSM you have to attend a special course that gives you the abbility to come up with such comments at precisely the right time.
It is the key to being an RSM.