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June 18th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Funeral ProcessionA woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second! hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." 
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June 18th, 2006
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| Optio |  EVIL WOMEN!!!!!! lol
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June 19th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lolol women are scary.. |
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June 19th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Eeeek! Run away!! hahahaha, good stuff tomtom.
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June 22nd, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Nice, I didn't know my ex and her family were still around, thanks Tom.
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October 13th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | nice one 
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October 14th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Love it!!!!!!!!
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October 14th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Oh nice........
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