Myvorite is easily private snowball. lol.

"Let me tell you something Snowball! We don't serve watermelon and ribs here on a daily basis!" rofl

G/Sgt. Hartman: Private Pyle, I'm going to give you three seconds. Exactly three f***ing seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off you face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*** you! One! Two! Three!
Pte. Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir!"
G/Sgt. Hartman: Bulls***! Get on your knees scumbag!

Animal Mother: If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is...poontang.

G/Sgt Hartman: "Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on, until the day you die. Wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this...Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever and that means YOU live forever."

You are not even f*cking human! You are nothing but unorganized, pieces of amphibian sh*t!!!

Originally Posted by Devil_Dog17

Pvt. Joker: Is that you John Wayne, is this me?

GSgt. Hartman:Who said that? WHO THE f**k SAID THAT! Who's communist ****, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy f***ing godmother said it. Out-f***ing-standing. I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU f***ing DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE *******S ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK! Was it you, you scroungy little f**k HUH?

Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, no sir

GSgt. Hartman: You little piece of **** you look like a f***ing worm I'll bet it was you.

Pvt. Joker: Sir, I said it sir.

GSgt. Well, no ****. What do we got here a f***ing comedian. Well I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister. (punch). You little scumbag.

R. Lee Ermey- I don't know, but i've been told. Escimo p***y is mighty cold.

Well, it has to be:

LOCKHART:
"Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sahn is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we've heard even Cronkite's going to say the war is now unwinnable.

In other words, it's a huge **** sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a
bite."

JOKER: "Sir ... does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of s**t because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"

"I'll tear ya a new a__hole."-Animal Mother
"Yeah, after you eat the peanuts out of my sh_t."-Joker
"You're a real f_ckin' comedian."-Animal Mother
"They call me The Joker!"-Joker

I cannot believe you guys forgot this one.. Unless I missed it:

"I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SH_T DOWN YOUR NECK!"-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

Whoops... I forgot the whole quote. How stupid of me.

"You best un-f_ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman