|June 2nd, 2004|
Frogman's Ballad? info
...and Thank You to all those who have dedicated their lives to defending our freedom. Medical conditions prevent me from joining today's military but not from supporting it. Thank You.
|June 2nd, 2004|
Well, it's not exactly a song. Kind of a ramble where the speaker talks about different things he has done. Some of the language is quite filthy, but a couple of lines:
"I've drank everything from Rum to C--"
"I've Mas-----ted, Ej----ted, ********d and [Something Else]-ated."
I'm not sure how far I can go with my language on this forum, but you get the idea! And unfortunately doing a google for those lyrics results in something totally different than what I'm looking for.
I'll ask the other two people if they can remember any more lines from it.
|September 23rd, 2010|
BALLAD OF THE FROGMAN info
BALLAD OF THE FROGMAN
Iíve been around the world twice, talked to everybody once,
Seen two white whales ****, been to two pigmy picnics and met a man from marble head with a wooden ****,
been to three worldís fairs, tow sheep shears, and a pig ****,
drank everything from Rum to ***, seen a goat rope, two worms arm wrestle, and watched a monkey try to **** a football, seen a six pearl petered pino form Diego Garcia and watched the water burn on the Persian Gulf,
Iíve pushed more peter, more sweeter, more completer than any other peter pusher in town, cause Iím a lover, Iím a fighter, Iím an American Naval UDT/SEAL diver, thatís a rootin, tootin, lootin, shootin, parachutin, double cap cripping, scuba diving, Ka-bar carrying, Rolex wearing FROGMAN!!!- last of the bare-knuckle fighters!!!
Thereís no sky too high, no sea to deep, no muff to tuff, we dive at five and thatís no jive, thatís eat, ****, suck, nibble, bite, chew, hog style, dog style, any kinda style, wine, dine, intertwine, *********, **********, ********, ream, steam and dry clean,
And I can drive anything the Navy has to offer, them 2xís 4xís 6xís 8xís, them big ass mother****ers that bend in the middle and go shooo shooo when you step on the breaks, now lady if you donít like my face you can **** it, birds do it and fly from it, beeís do it and die from it, dogs do it and stick to it,
So hereís to it, and from it, and to it again, and if you donít do it to it when you get to it, you wonít do it to when you get to it again,
So up the old red rooster, just like she use to whip it to her, smack her on the ass, send her on her way and never mind her skinny ass legs!!!!!!!!
|January 22nd, 2014|
Lone survivor Frogman Ballad info
ďBeen around the world twice, talked to everyone once, Iíve seen two whales ****, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden ****. Iíve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around. Iím a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shooting, parachuting, demolition double cap crimping Frogman. There ainít nothing I canít do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove a lot of trucks. Even those big mother****ers that bend and go TSSHITT TSSHITT when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. Iím a lover, Iím a fighter, Iím a UDT/SEAL Diver. Iíll wine, dine, intertwine and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If youíre feeling froggy, then you better jump because this Frogman has been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers, boys.Ē