Has anyone ever heard of something called the "Frogman's Ballad"? A friend of mine and I were at the bar and he rattled off a very long monologue starting off, I believe, with "I've been around the world twice..." and lasted well over a minute. I've just done a half-hour search looking for it here on the internet with absolutely no leads. Does such a thing exist or did he simply make this up? He's in the Navy, I believe, in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Thanks for any help...

...and Thank You to all those who have dedicated their lives to defending our freedom. Medical conditions prevent me from joining today's military but not from supporting it. Thank You.

Hm, haven't heard about that one before..

Do you remember any other lines from it?

Well, it's not exactly a song. Kind of a ramble where the speaker talks about different things he has done. Some of the language is quite filthy, but a couple of lines:

"I've drank everything from Rum to C--"
"I've Mas-----ted, Ej----ted, Copulated and [Something Else]-ated."

I'm not sure how far I can go with my language on this forum, but you get the idea! And unfortunately doing a google for those lyrics results in something totally different than what I'm looking for.

I'll ask the other two people if they can remember any more lines from it.

Originally Posted by aojones

I'll ask the other two people if they can remember any more lines from it.

If they're like those first two, don't post them.
Any more "family channel" lines?