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August 22nd, 2005
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| Banned  | Post; French Q's & A'sQ. Why do French soldiers wear steel toed boots? A. So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won't break their toes. Q : Why does Nike like the French Army? A : Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. Q : How many gears in a French tank? A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind. Q : What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A : The army. Q : How can you identify a French war veteran? A : He's the one with sunburned armpits. Q: Why does Paris plant trees on both sides of the street? A : So the invading army can walk in the shade on both sides Q : How do you stop a French tank? A : Shoot the guy pushing it. Q :What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the desert? A : A mirage Q : Why does the new French navy use glass-bottomed boats? A : To see the old French navy Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris? A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before    |
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November 12th, 2005
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| ~resident nutcase |
lmao |
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November 13th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |  |
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November 13th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus |
rofl! i loved the veteran one
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November 13th, 2005
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| Milforum Moderator  |
Nice one.
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November 13th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer |
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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November 13th, 2005
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| I am Honor |
LoOOOoL !! I REALLY laughed when reading about the 5 reverse and 1 foreward of the tank. Also like the glass boat things
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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November 17th, 2005
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| Optio |
How do you paralize the French Army? Burn their white flag factory. |
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November 17th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer |
I take it this is the French Army as opposed to the Legion? 8)
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 17th, 2005
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| Optio |
Aww, that Legion is French in name only lol.
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