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August 9th, 2006
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| Forums Grumpy Old Man |  Post; Fly a kite ...I was in my back yard yesterday, trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail." I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
__________________ Fair winds and following seas > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < and long may your big jib draw. -W.R.B. (Chief Bones) FCC(SW) USN(RET)- |
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August 9th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Pretty good Chief. Old married jokes are good.
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August 9th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one, Chief!
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August 9th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator   | That good.
__________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston |
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August 10th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Good one!!!! 
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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August 29th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | WOW I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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