About Flight to Houston
|May 18th, 2006||#1|
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Flight to Houston info
The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket.
She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back.
The Blonde Replies, "i'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here."
The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.
The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat.
The Blonde Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Polic E Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.
The Pilot Says, "you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde."
He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "oh, I'm Sorry." And She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.
The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.
I Told Her,
"First Class Isn't Going To Houston."
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
Last edited by tomtom22; May 18th, 2006 at 17:32..
|May 19th, 2006||#4|
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Love this one.
"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck