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December 24th, 2007
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| Spam King | Post; Flight GroanerAs migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
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December 24th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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December 24th, 2007
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| Milites Gregarius | Ha good one 
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December 24th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | GROAN... ... .. .
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December 25th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Cute. LOL
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