Topic: Five Surgeons

gigabrain · June 20th, 2006

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable"

Rob Henderson · June 20th, 2006

ouch. haha

tomtom22 · June 20th, 2006

Heard it before, still a good one!

CDT.Ensign · June 20th, 2006

Great joke lol

Fox · June 21st, 2006

Ohh..good one.

MaKa9 · June 21st, 2006

Ha ha

that was great!

JulesLee · June 22nd, 2006

down with the politicians!

June 20th, 2006	Post 1
gigabrain Centurion Gear	Post; Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable" __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

June 20th, 2006	Post 2
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	ouch. haha __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

June 20th, 2006	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Heard it before, still a good one! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

June 20th, 2006	Post 4
CDT.Ensign Optio Gear	Great joke lol __________________ Soon To Be SEAL

June 21st, 2006	Post 5
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Ohh..good one. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

June 21st, 2006	Post 6
MaKa9 Centurion Gear	Ha ha that was great! __________________ -In the grim darkness of a far future, There is only war. __________________________________________

June 22nd, 2006	Post 7
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	down with the politicians!

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