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Navy Boy · May 6th, 2006

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat.He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...
as she thought to herself, duh-isn't it obvious?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape,"
snapped the irate woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," complained the sheriff.
She replied, "Yes, that's true, she replied,
"but you do have all the equipment."

Fox · May 6th, 2006

haha.

tomtom22 · May 6th, 2006

deerslayer · July 4th, 2006

it would be a game warden. And then, game wardens have damn near absolute authority. they can stop a friggin' train if they want to.

deerslayer · July 4th, 2006

it would be a game warden. And then, game wardens have damn near absolute authority. they can stop a friggin' train if they want to.

Rob Henderson · July 5th, 2006

^^Cmon man, its a joke.s

hahaha, good one navy.

AFSteliga · July 9th, 2006

Not bad.

AmericanSweetheart · August 29th, 2006

Nice one!

Team Infidel · August 29th, 2006

That's a good one.

May 6th, 2006	#1
Navy Boy	Fishing Boat info A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat.He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied... as she thought to herself, duh-isn't it obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," complained the sheriff. She replied, "Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment." This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

May 6th, 2006	#2
Fox	haha. I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur

May 6th, 2006	#3
tomtom22	"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

July 4th, 2006	#4
deerslayer	it would be a game warden. And then, game wardens have damn near absolute authority. they can stop a friggin' train if they want to. Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time. Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.

July 5th, 2006	#6
Rob Henderson	^^Cmon man, its a joke.s hahaha, good one navy.

July 9th, 2006	#7
AFSteliga	Not bad. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

August 29th, 2006	#8
AmericanSweetheart	Nice one!

August 29th, 2006	#9
Team Infidel	That's a good one.

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