The fisherman, the Game Warden, and lobsters

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May 31st, 2006   #1
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The fisherman, the Game Warden, and lobsters info


After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"


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May 31st, 2006   #2
tomtom22
 
 
Sly!


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May 31st, 2006   #3
Navy Boy
 
 
Hahahahahaha


This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran

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June 1st, 2006   #4
MaKa9
 
 
Ha ha.
NICE


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June 1st, 2006   #5
JulesLee
 
 
destroy the evidence! haha
 
November 4th, 2007   #6
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