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March 23rd, 2006   Post 1
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Post; First Guard Duty


#1 It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"

#2 A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

Last edited by DTop; March 24th, 2006 at 00:02..
 
March 25th, 2006   Post 2
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March 25th, 2006   Post 3
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Quote:
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Good to see I was able to post at least one that you haven't heard here before
 
March 26th, 2006   Post 4
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lol aye, good drills
 
March 27th, 2006   Post 5
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Nice.
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March 28th, 2006   Post 6
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March 29th, 2006   Post 7
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Hahahahahaha!!
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April 1st, 2006   Post 8
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... ... ... ... So who does he shoot? The General or the driver?!?!?!?!?!? hahahahaha..funny stuff mate.
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I guess we'll never know.
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April 5th, 2006   Post 10
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hehe
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