Topic: First Guard Duty

ARMY101 · March 23rd, 2006

#1 It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"

#2 A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

tomtom22 · March 25th, 2006

ARMY101 · March 25th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Good to see I was able to post at least one that you haven't heard here before

babyboy4u363 · March 26th, 2006

lol aye, good drills

NCdt Steliga · March 27th, 2006

Nice.

Navy Boy · March 28th, 2006

Fox · March 29th, 2006

Hahahahahaha!!

Rob Henderson · April 1st, 2006

... ... ... ... So who does he shoot? The General or the driver?!?!?!?!?!? hahahahaha..funny stuff mate.

ARMY101 · April 1st, 2006

I guess we'll never know.

gigabrain · April 5th, 2006

March 23rd, 2006	Post 1
ARMY101 Optio Gear	Post; First Guard Duty #1 It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?" Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!". The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?" The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train." The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General continued "I got this dog for my wife." The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!" #2 A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?" Last edited by DTop; March 24th, 2006 at 00:02.

March 25th, 2006	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

March 26th, 2006	Post 4
babyboy4u363 Centurion Gear	lol aye, good drills __________________ HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.

March 27th, 2006	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

March 28th, 2006	Post 6
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

March 29th, 2006	Post 7
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Hahahahahaha!! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

April 1st, 2006	Post 8
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	... ... ... ... So who does he shoot? The General or the driver?!?!?!?!?!? hahahahaha..funny stuff mate. __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

April 1st, 2006	Post 9
ARMY101 Optio Gear	I guess we'll never know. __________________ Cadet Master Warrant Officer Former Regimental Sergeant Major Royal Canadian Army Cadets

April 5th, 2006	Post 10
gigabrain Centurion Gear	hehe __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

Topic: First Guard Duty

Post; First Guard Duty