Topic: Filthy Git!

StevenPreece · April 18th, 2006

I finished a workout in the gym yesterday and opted to sit in the steam room to wind down. There was a middle-aged guy sat next to me. Suddenly he lifted a razor to his face and started shaving. When he finished he leaned forward and tapped the razor onto the bench allowing all his facial air to fall into a pile. Then he swept it onto the floor with his hand before getting up and walking out to use the jacuzzi. I sat for a while, feeling a little unclean. Then I thought, the Dirty Crabby Bastard. I felt like dragging him out of the jacuzzi by his hair and back into the steam room to clean his mess up, but thought better of it. Instead, I turned on the nearby hose pipe and hosed the steam room out. The crabby git smiled as I did it, but then lost his smile when I turned the high powered cold water hose onto him.

The filthy git ran out of the exit door. Hope I don't see him in there again coz he's going to get the hose every time I see him from now on.

Steven Preece
Author of Amongst The Marines and Always A Marine.

bulldogg · April 18th, 2006

Good show.

Redleg · April 18th, 2006

Great work!

deerslayer · April 18th, 2006

Classic. That's why I hit the weights alone at home, then do a nice half mile run to cool down. It's perfectly safe as long as you don't put too much on the bar. Good job on showing people how to respect public property.

NCdt Steliga · April 18th, 2006

Gotta go with what works, I guess

Marinerhodes · April 18th, 2006

Wow. If someone had done something like that in the US it is likely either a fight would have erupted or a lawsuit would have been filed. Wow.

armlesscadet · April 19th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Marinerhodes

Wow. If someone had done something like that in the US it is likely either a fight would have erupted or a lawsuit would have been filed. Wow.

heh true but whatever works i guess...i wouldve been yelling at him to clean it up or sumthing but i guess that works

tomtom22 · April 19th, 2006

Good for you!

MightyMacbeth · April 19th, 2006

lol, I guess if it was here, You would find the windows of his car all gone, and the tires unfit for driving..

But anyway, you wouldnt find anyone doing like that heh..

StevenPreece · April 19th, 2006

I was quite pleased with myself. Once upon a time I would have rubbed his face in it, but showed control and restraint. He was a pig and got the swilling he desereved. Funny thing is, I haven't seen him since. LOL

Steve

Author of Amongst The Marines and Always A Marine.

April 18th, 2006	Post 1
StevenPreece Immunes	Post; Filthy Git! I finished a workout in the gym yesterday and opted to sit in the steam room to wind down. There was a middle-aged guy sat next to me. Suddenly he lifted a razor to his face and started shaving. When he finished he leaned forward and tapped the razor onto the bench allowing all his facial air to fall into a pile. Then he swept it onto the floor with his hand before getting up and walking out to use the jacuzzi. I sat for a while, feeling a little unclean. Then I thought, the Dirty Crabby Bastard. I felt like dragging him out of the jacuzzi by his hair and back into the steam room to clean his mess up, but thought better of it. Instead, I turned on the nearby hose pipe and hosed the steam room out. The crabby git smiled as I did it, but then lost his smile when I turned the high powered cold water hose onto him. The filthy git ran out of the exit door. Hope I don't see him in there again coz he's going to get the hose every time I see him from now on. Steven Preece Author of Amongst The Marines and Always A Marine.

April 18th, 2006	Post 2
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Good show. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

April 18th, 2006	Post 4
deerslayer Milforum Swamp Dweller Gear	Classic. That's why I hit the weights alone at home, then do a nice half mile run to cool down. It's perfectly safe as long as you don't put too much on the bar. Good job on showing people how to respect public property. __________________ Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time. Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.

April 18th, 2006	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Gotta go with what works, I guess __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

April 19th, 2006	Post 8
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good for you! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 18th, 2006	Post 3
Redleg The fire is everything... Gear	Great work!

April 19th, 2006	Post 9
MightyMacbeth I am Honor Gear	lol, I guess if it was here, You would find the windows of his car all gone, and the tires unfit for driving.. But anyway, you wouldnt find anyone doing like that heh.. __________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton Last edited by MightyMacbeth; April 19th, 2006 at 08:18.

April 19th, 2006	Post 10
StevenPreece Immunes	I was quite pleased with myself. Once upon a time I would have rubbed his face in it, but showed control and restraint. He was a pig and got the swilling he desereved. Funny thing is, I haven't seen him since. LOL Steve Author of Amongst The Marines and Always A Marine.

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