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June 12th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Field Conditions?WHEN OUR UNIT was deployed in the early stages of Operation Desert Shield, we were told to expect "field conditions" -- hot, dusty tents, cold, vacuum-packed meals and rock-hard cots. But because the flow of people and supplies into Saudi Arabia had backed up, we were lucky enough to spend two weeks in a barracks complete with color TV. We found a VCR in a closet, rigged up some cables and hooked it up, only to discover that everything played on it showed up in black and white. One night, we were watching the latest Arnold Schwarzenegger movie when a newcomer asked why the movie wasn't in color. "Field conditions," our sergeant said without looking up. --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Capt. Steven A. Hoselton Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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June 13th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Ha Ha Ha Ha
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 13th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hahahahaha!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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June 16th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Must have been tough...hahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's pretty good
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