Fidel Catsro dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets to the fron of the line. St. Peter looks down at him and laughs. St. Peter says, "Castro, you are one of the world's most evil men. Due you truly think that you shall enter Heaven. Off with you!"

Fidel Castro goes to hell, Satan sees Castro and says, "Castro my man, been waiting for you is there anything that I can do you?" Fidel Castro says. "Yeah, I forgot my bags can you send up a demon to pick them up for me".

The Devil agrees and sends up to demons to retrive the bags. St. Peter is there looking through the book when he sees to demons jump the fence and enter heaven. So St. Peter calls God and says, "Boss, it's me Peter over at the front gate. We have a problem, Castro hasn't been in Hell for more than five minutes and we already have immigrants jumping the wall trying to escape him."



PS - I'm Cuban so it's not racist.

Hahaha did you make that one up yourself?

Yes, yes I did...

Thats very good!!

Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

Yes, yes I did...

good job then

Nice one.

very good.. very original

Mmhmm. Nicely done.

Very nice, 5.56.

heh heh, good one