About Fidel Castro and Heaven
|April 5th, 2007||#1|
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Fidel Castro and Heaven info
Fidel Castro goes to hell, Satan sees Castro and says, "Castro my man, been waiting for you is there anything that I can do you?" Fidel Castro says. "Yeah, I forgot my bags can you send up a demon to pick them up for me".
The Devil agrees and sends up to demons to retrive the bags. St. Peter is there looking through the book when he sees to demons jump the fence and enter heaven. So St. Peter calls God and says, "Boss, it's me Peter over at the front gate. We have a problem, Castro hasn't been in Hell for more than five minutes and we already have immigrants jumping the wall trying to escape him."
PS - I'm Cuban so it's not racist.
|April 5th, 2007||#2|
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Hahaha did you make that one up yourself?
GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland