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January 18th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Few Odd Jokes...Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead." How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries. Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them. A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
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January 22nd, 2005
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January 23rd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Post; lolSomeone has a problem with southern people!
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January 23rd, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | At least he didn't crack a joke on NC.
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January 23rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Mildly amusing.
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January 23rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Re: lolQuote:
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January 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | Post; Re: lolQuote:
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January 24th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | South Jersey doesn't count. 
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February 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | oldies but goodies
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March 1st, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | At least they left Ga alone |
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