I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the

clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.

She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the

card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was

necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I

signed the credit card In front of her. She carefully compared the

signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,

they matched.


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call

the local township administrative office to request the removal of the

Koala Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many Koala's were being

hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.


IDIOT SIGHTING #1

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport

employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your

knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I

know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."


IDIOT SIGHTING #2

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the

street. I was crossing with a co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what

the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the

light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people

doing driving?"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who is leaving

the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,

"This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all

just looked at each other with that Cow-in-the-headlights stare.


IDIOT SIGHTING #4

I work with an individual who plugged her power board back into

itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would

not turn on.


IDIOT SIGHTING #5

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick

up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the

service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the

driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I

instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he

replied, "I know - I already got that side."

lmao!!!

Now that is humor lol.

Funny