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October 9th, 2005
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| Tirones | Post; Favorite excuse you've heard or used *My roomate locked us out of the apartment last night, so I couldn't hear my alarm clock at my girlfriends house. |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | My dog ate my homework. Comeback: Why the hell don't you feed your friggin dog?
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | "I need time off to organise water for my waterbed" and yes he did get the day off, dont figure!!!!!
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Milforum Idol | I was abducted by aliens who probed me and then wiped my memory, so I couldnt remember what I was supposed to be doing at the time, so I went to sleep.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Optio  | My Hair is on  fire and it worked
__________________ Ruck and Soldier on |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Optio | double post my bad  |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Optio | Favorite excuse heard. Was I had to take a crap and there was no more toliet paper. 
__________________ If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door. 2nd Calvary Regiment \"Second Dragoons\" Toujours Pret |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | i heard this at football practice in 8th grade: Coach, I cant practice, I'v got a hang nail!! he quit a few days later |
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October 10th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | I like the guy who called in sick for work at my last civilian job complaining that he had "broken his foot" and then he showed up the next day without so much as even an ace bandage on his foot and walked around quite spritely with no sign of a limp. Boss loved that one. The guy's nickname was "tenderfoot" from then on.
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 11th, 2005
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| Optio | Charge. That sounds like something we call in the military as a sick call warrior. |
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