Topic: Favorite excuse you've heard or used * 2

Jacob · October 12th, 2005

This is when we first got are rifles at BCT and some kid wasn't paying attention to the Drill Sergeant.
"Drill Sergeant, I was watching his BFA because it's red and mine is yellow."

behemoth79 · October 12th, 2005

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Originally Posted by ghost457

i heard this at football practice in 8th grade: Coach, I cant practice, I'v got a hang nail!!

he quit a few days later

i got one better. i actually got this one last week.

"Coach, it wasnt my fault, the grass tripped me."

....he ran..... till I got tired.

Topgunjn1 · October 13th, 2005

Heck our coach must have been prior service he would always say I'm going to run you until I get tired of watching. He loved to watch I guess

soldierzhonor · May 22nd, 2006

had a friend call in to work one day and used the "I have chronic halitosis, so I cant come in today" The girl that answered told him to take his time and asked if he was ok.

babyboy4u363 · May 22nd, 2006

no hablo ingles XD

istealfreefood · May 22nd, 2006

"Uh, Mr Weed? i was in a plane accident yesterday. My whole family died and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow." - Peter Griffin

armlesscadet · May 23rd, 2006

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Originally Posted by istealfreefood

"Uh, Mr Weed? i was in a plane accident yesterday. My whole family died and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow." - Peter Griffin

love that show

mine would be umm

My penis made me do it

Team Infidel · April 19th, 2007

If guns kill people, pencils are responsible for misspelled words

October 13th, 2005	Post 13
Topgunjn1 Optio	Heck our coach must have been prior service he would always say I'm going to run you until I get tired of watching. He loved to watch I guess __________________ If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door. 2nd Calvary Regiment \"Second Dragoons\" Toujours Pret

May 22nd, 2006	Post 14
soldierzhonor Optio Gear	had a friend call in to work one day and used the "I have chronic halitosis, so I cant come in today" The girl that answered told him to take his time and asked if he was ok. __________________ Im a soldier...count on me. "bang" says Johnny...the hand convulses..."bang" says the gun

May 22nd, 2006	Post 15
babyboy4u363 Centurion Gear	no hablo ingles XD __________________ HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.

May 22nd, 2006	Post 16
istealfreefood Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	"Uh, Mr Weed? i was in a plane accident yesterday. My whole family died and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow." - Peter Griffin __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens

April 19th, 2007	Post 18
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	If guns kill people, pencils are responsible for misspelled words __________________

October 12th, 2005	Post 11
Jacob Immunes	This is when we first got are rifles at BCT and some kid wasn't paying attention to the Drill Sergeant. "Drill Sergeant, I was watching his BFA because it's red and mine is yellow."