REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2006


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.



Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .


Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.




Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

ROTFLMAO Oh where do I sign my man up?????

diplomas will be issued to teh survivors? can a man survive any of that?

Well now...

How about credits? What do we get? Do we get Diplomas? Or Certificates?

how much is tuition, and are the classes full yet?

You mean...Is this course acctually questioning the idea that the WOMAN has the know-how to use a remote?!

Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! you mean they cant!!!! wow im suprised.....im with canada where do we sign up and how much is tuition?

i need class 12

Originally Posted by bigcanada813

how much is tuition, and are the classes full yet?

i dunno, they all sound pretty bogus to me. i mean, come on! are they tryign to say that the toilet paper roll DOESNT change itself? i just take it out of the bag when i need one, and a day or two later its on the roll thingy. and what is this "laundry hamper" they are talking about? its sounds made up.