There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126BC (Pythagoras of Samos is often described as the first pure mathematician)

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll....................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad.!!" - Sadaam Hussein, 2003.


Have a nice day

Seen that before but still very funny

haha

One more from Saddam;
I can't fit in that @#$% little hole. - Whenever they pulled him out. Amazing where you can fit when the fire gets close enough.

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

my fav

what about Caesar when he was murdered? "%@*!ing traitors!"

What about the fall of the Roman Empire? "How the *&%^ did they do that?"

Originally Posted by istealfreefood

what about Caesar when he was murdered? "%@*!ing traitors!"

"what the "%@*! brutus?!"

LOL! Great one!