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December 14th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Eyes Right!


THE 40 SNAPPILY UNIFORMED veterans of various branches of the military were waiting to participate in their city's annual parade. "All right, men, look sharp!" their commander barked. "I want shoulders back, heads up and no turning around."

The gray-haired veterans marched ramrod straight, eyes looking forward, ignoring greetings from friends along the way. Suddenly a tiny voice piped up, "Look, Mommy, there's Grandpa!" As a unit, all heads turned.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Mary C. Bloes

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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December 14th, 2005   Post 2
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That's beautiful.
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December 15th, 2005   Post 3
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LOL!
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December 18th, 2005   Post 4
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lmao!!!!!!
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January 8th, 2007   Post 5
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Great one!
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January 8th, 2007   Post 6
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Priceless!!!
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July 27th, 2007   Post 7
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awesome..
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