In Africa sometimes you have to take a rifle with you to the toilet.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

In Africa sometimes you have to take a rifle with you to the toilet.

Nope, thst a female big cat (is it a cheetah?) waiting for her turn to the loo... Cats seemed to be pretty domisticated in Africa nowadays...

Its a leopard Viper, Cheetahs are more skinny.

I had a series of photographs somewhere, where a fella is going to a long drop toilet in the bush, you see him going in, then next shot is the bloke running out with horror on his face, the 3rd shot is a male lion coming out of the toilet after the fella.

I don't think he needed the toilet after that, but he needed a change of underwear and trousers.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

Its a leopard Viper, Cheetahs are more skinny.

I had a series of photographs somewhere, where a fella is going to a long drop toilet in the bush, you see him going in, then next shot is the bloke running out with horror on his face, the 3rd shot is a male lion coming out of the toilet after the fella.

I don't think he needed the toilet after that, but he needed a change of underwear and trousers.

That would be really something to see...

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

Its a leopard Viper, Cheetahs are more skinny.

I had a series of photographs somewhere, where a fella is going to a long drop toilet in the bush, you see him going in, then next shot is the bloke running out with horror on his face, the 3rd shot is a male lion coming out of the toilet after the fella.

I don't think he needed the toilet after that, but he needed a change of underwear and trousers.

The lion was pissed by the fact; another man walked in when they lion was only doing his business, most males would be pissed off if a man walked in meanwhile the occupant is taking a dump. The leopard is only waiting for her turn to do her natural things

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

The leopard is only waiting for her turn to do her natural things

Or maybe it has detected a beaver

Originally Posted by Freyja

Or maybe it has detected a beaver

All cats like the smell of fish

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

All cats like the smell of fish

I will await the swift hook kick that is inbound to your jaw.

I await her response.

Originally Posted by Yossarian

I will await the swift hook kick that is inbound to your jaw.

I await her response.

Me too...

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

All cats like the smell of fish

She´s a mermaid.?