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July 12th, 2012   #11
42RM
 
No, it means she's high on omega 3 and should be eaten immediately.
 
July 12th, 2012   #12
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by 42RM
No, it means she's high on omega 3 and should be eaten immediately.
The cat or the mermaid?
 
July 12th, 2012   #13
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by Freyja
She´s a mermaid.?
This is something you got to ask I3BrigPvSk, dear. There is some Sacndanavian culture that I am trying to adapt, and failing miserably...
 
July 13th, 2012   #14
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
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Originally Posted by viper2007
This is something you got to ask I3BrigPvSk, dear. There is some Sacndanavian culture that I am trying to adapt, and failing miserably...
If it looks like a leopard, sounds like a leopard, then it is a leopard. If it smells like a fish and looks like a fish, it is a fish. If it smells like a fish and looks like a mermaid, then it can be two things, a mermaid or a bridal shower. If smells like a fish but looks like a beaver, then it most definitely a beaver.

Viper; to adapt to the Scandinavian culture is so easy. You have morals? Delete them and you are adapted to the Scandinavian culture


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July 13th, 2012   #15
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
If it looks like a leopard, sounds like a leopard, then it is a leopard. If it smells like a fish and looks like a fish, it is a fish. If it smells like a fish and looks like a mermaid, then it can be two things, a mermaid or a bridal shower. If smells like a fish but looks like a beaver, then it most definitely a beaver.

Viper; to adapt to the Scandinavian culture is so easy. You have morals? Delete them and you are adapted to the Scandinavian culture
If that is Scandanavian way of looking at it, then I have been a Scandanavian all my life!

Then what the hell am I doing in Singapore...?
 
July 13th, 2012   #16
BritinAfrica
 
 
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Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
Viper; to adapt to the Scandinavian culture is so easy. You have morals? Delete them and you are adapted to the Scandinavian culture
I have been told I have the morals of an old Tom Cat, so I am well geared up and prepared. Now where's my airline timetable????? Bugger, I think the missus hid it.


Adversus solem ne loquitor

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July 13th, 2012   #17
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
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Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
I have been told I have the morals of an old Tom Cat, so I am well geared up and prepared. Now where's my airline timetable????? Bugger, I think the missus hid it.
Perhaps a Scandinavian ancestry there, Opa Brit. Psst, Opa, you can purchase an airline ticket online. Tell the missus you need to take an emergency trip to Denmark
 
July 13th, 2012   #18
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
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Originally Posted by viper2007
If that is Scandanavian way of looking at it, then I have been a Scandanavian all my life!

Then what the hell am I doing in Singapore...?
Good question, there is a need for a Para-rescue in Scandinavia. We have an emergency you must attend to. View it as an order.
 



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