Topic: Elderly Sex

tomtom22 · March 18th, 2006

An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant, and the husband
leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence, and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again after dinner and make love, just for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charles, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!"

There is a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt while the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally,
they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothes.

The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got
to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to
them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Marinerhodes · March 19th, 2006

Heard it before but it is still a dang good one !!

AFSteliga · March 20th, 2006

Hahaha.

DolphinDancer · March 20th, 2006

Yip... That would sure make you move just a tad more than normal!!!!

Missileer · March 20th, 2006

Hey, whatever works. 8)

Rob Henderson · March 21st, 2006

ahahahahahaha...thats good...lol...

fronzz · March 21st, 2006

Lol!!!!!

Locke · March 22nd, 2006

lol
i clicked the link against my better judgement, i need not have worried, another awesome joke, onya tomtom!!

Damien435 · March 23rd, 2006

lmao! Wow, this is one I will truly have to cherish.

Team Infidel · January 8th, 2007

that's a good one

March 18th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Elderly Sex An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant, and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence, and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again after dinner and make love, just for old time's sake?" "Oh Charles, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!" There is a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt while the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and straighten their clothes. The policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

March 20th, 2006	Post 3
AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Hahaha. __________________ Cpl K. Steliga VFR/IFR Data Coordinator Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

March 20th, 2006	Post 4
DolphinDancer Optio	Yip... That would sure make you move just a tad more than normal!!!! __________________ Planning is something you do while you're doing something else. Quote by John Lennon

March 20th, 2006	Post 5
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Hey, whatever works. 8) __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

March 21st, 2006	Post 6
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	ahahahahahaha...thats good...lol... __________________ Sing ye to the Lord, for He hath triumphed gloriously! "If a composer could have said what he wanted to say in words, he wouldn't have needed to write the music." -Gustav Mahler.

March 21st, 2006	Post 7
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Lol!!!!! __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

March 22nd, 2006	Post 8
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	lol i clicked the link against my better judgement, i need not have worried, another awesome joke, onya tomtom!! __________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914

March 23rd, 2006	Post 9
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	lmao! Wow, this is one I will truly have to cherish. __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

January 8th, 2007	Post 10
Team Infidel Milforums Spamfilter Gear	that's a good one __________________

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