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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Post; An elderly gentlemanAn elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 % The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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| Milforum Cowgirl | oh now thats good lmbo
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | dangggggggggg!! Smart guy, stupid family
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's how it's done, right there.
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Love it. Old folks are pretty darn smart.
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| Milforum Idol | I dunno Missileer, check "A Rose by any...??". That might change your tune a bit.
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