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July 6th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; An elderly gentleman


An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 %
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!"
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July 6th, 2007   Post 2
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oh now thats good lmbo
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July 6th, 2007   Post 3
philam15
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dangggggggggg!! Smart guy, stupid family
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July 6th, 2007   Post 4
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July 6th, 2007   Post 5
NCdt Steliga
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That's how it's done, right there.
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July 6th, 2007   Post 6
Missileer
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Love it. Old folks are pretty darn smart.
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July 7th, 2007   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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I dunno Missileer, check "A Rose by any...??". That might change your tune a bit.
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July 10th, 2007   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by philam15
dangggggggggg!! Smart guy, stupid family
That's for sure.

Good one Tomtom
 



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