This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana

in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose,
fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant,
sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just
two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No
wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading
athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.It
can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent su
rvey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve
your
mood and generally make you feel happier.


PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.


Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.


Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So
much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana
industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the
risk of blood pressure and stroke.


Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were
helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfa
st,
break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown
that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils
more
alert.


Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while
the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if
you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.


Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep
blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.


Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try
rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people
find it amazi
ngly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers
found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The
report
concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control
our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two
hours to keep levels steady.


Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It
also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of
the stomach.


Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling"
fruit that can lower both the p
hysical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas
to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.


Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The
B6,B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in
them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.


Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water
balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby
reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of
a
high-potassium banana snack.


Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of
Medicine,"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of
death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those kee
n on natural alternatives swear that if you want to
kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a
plaster or surgical tape!


So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time
to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps
the doctor away!"

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I
will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of
the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth.
Amazing fruit.

uhhh, wouldn't this be better in "other jokes in humor"?


but I do have to add this...bugs will go after people that eat banana's more because their blood sugar is higher or something

Umm...put it in...ummm...General Chit Chat.

Why is the font so big?

Navyboy
Should have been posted in "General Chit Chat" and you really should have used a slightly smaller font.

By the way - information was interesting but NOT humorous thus the above comments.

Look I copy and pasted it from my email that's way it's so big.

Originally Posted by Navy Boy

Look I copy and pasted it from my email that's way it's so big.

Use advanced and select all the text with your curser and change the font size to 2, then post it.

O.k. I fixed so stop bitchen at me already gezzz.

Note to any mode Please move this to the General Chit Chat forum,thanks.

Originally Posted by Navy Boy

O.k. I fixed so stop bitchen at me already gezzz.

Note to any mode Please move this to the General Chit Chat forum,thanks.

Awright! Now I don't have to roll my chair across the office to read it.
Although, that was sort of fun.

Well, I'll take a bold step and be the first guy to chime in that's not complaining.

Cool post navy.