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April 4th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; Eager to agreeIt was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening Marine, nice night, isn't it?" Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied, "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?" The Private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a German Shepard, the best type of dog to train." The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General continued "I got this dog for my wife." The Private simply said, "Good trade, Sir!"
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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April 4th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | im reminded of a bumbersticker i once saw. it read I got a gun for my wife... its the best trade i ever made.
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April 4th, 2005
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| Centurion | Both very nice  |
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April 4th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Good stuff.
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April 5th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Why do we always pick on the Marines?
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April 5th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Uh, because an Army private wouldn't have been so eager?  |
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January 16th, 2007
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 17th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Nice one. 
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April 15th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good stuff 
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