Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address.

For example, Mary L.Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.
They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college Acronyms and you have some very funny addresses.

TOP TEN E-mail Addresses:

10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht @ dku.edu

9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme @ fu.edu

8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd @ dropdrawers.com

7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) -dickinme @ iup.edu

6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk @ lvu.edu

5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj @ myplace.com

4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker @ pu.edu

3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin @ bsu.edu

2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser @ bendover.com

1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock @ tru.com



Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers, before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers.

He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he s a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his d**k. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the 2nd nun..."a soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his ...and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells... "Look, hand cream!"

Awww...No way! Hahaha.

nasty lol