Topic: The Dummy And The Blonde

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May 7th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; The Dummy And The Blonde


A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn'tmean to hurt your feelings." "Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
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May 7th, 2006   Post 2
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Post; Been posted twice before:


Been posted twice before:
Blonde Jokes (Yes More Blone Jokes). Three in Total.
Two new jokes!

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May 7th, 2006   Post 3
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Funny but what he said.^^^^
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