It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner

In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

Kansas City

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline

Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette

It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

Four women may not rent an apartment together.

you messing with Missouri?

So I can buy a shotgun freely...hmmm

I wish that first one had not been repealed.

Ahh Missouri, where we're not all hicks, but we have stupid laws anyways

Dude you missed some of our laws!

It is illegal to throw stones at birds in the city limits
One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
No person may own a PVC pipe
Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor's house.
One may not honk another's horn.


And from there it just gets worse

Nice! lol

"No person may own a PVC pipe"


That's how I water my lawn! That's gay.

Gay doesn't mean stupid