On being taxed on the fact that he was born in Ireland.

' If I was born in a stable wouldn't make me a horse'.

on a related note:






(my favourite pub here in dunedin)

Nice one. But ain't it cold down there?

makes us tough...keeps us in the bar

Don't they still slam shut at 6.pm sharp?

you're a bit out dated.


six o'clock swill long gone the way of the dinosaurs

I am a dinosaur. Glad to see NZ has made the 21st century. I liked it how it was tho, I must say. One of these days I will post a photo of me playing cricket there - it will give you a laugh I'm sure.