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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Post; Duct TapeJeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face." And YES I DID DO A SEARCH ON THIS ONE AND NOTHING CAME UP!
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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May 7th, 2006
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__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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May 7th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Been posted before: Another bad use of Duct Tape!!!!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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| Milforum Hitman | Quote:
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| I am Honor | I didnt get it @_@
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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May 7th, 2006
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| Milforum Hitman | Tomtom you constantly protect your jokes' copyrights  |
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Quote:
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| I am Honor | lol, now thats the joke!  |
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