George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell, where the

Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened

the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over,
such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I

don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented
George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked
in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best. Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

That is just wrong!!!!!!!!

LAMO! that's wrong...but funny as hell.

...there's a new level of wrong here...

DAMMIT! I KNEW I shoulda gone with Nixon!

!!!!!!