About Dublin bank robbery .....
|March 30th, 2006||#1|
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Dublin bank robbery ..... info
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery
Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!
|April 1st, 2006||#4|
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i just threw up all over my computer!
And shepards we shall be
For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may quickly carry out thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti
|April 1st, 2006||#5|
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|April 1st, 2006||#6|
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lol...he didnt have time to get to the trashcan...lol...he just had to go wherever he was...and technically it is the computers fault since it interpreted and displayed the words on the screen...one could argue that it was the computers fault...course it wouldnt hold up in court if the computer ever decided to sue...