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March 30th, 2006
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| Forums Grumpy Old Man |  Post; Dublin bank robbery .....Dublin Bank Robbery. This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery Once inside the bank, shortly after midnight their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, comfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: Scroll Down... IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!! |
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March 30th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 31st, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Ahaahaahahahahhahahahahahaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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April 1st, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | i just threw up all over my computer! 
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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April 1st, 2006
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April 1st, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | lol...he didnt have time to get to the trashcan...lol...he just had to go wherever he was...and technically it is the computers fault since it interpreted and displayed the words on the screen...one could argue that it was the computers fault...course it wouldnt hold up in court if the computer ever decided to sue... |
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April 1st, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Oh . . . I never saw that one coming lol. Forgive the pun. .
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April 1st, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Been posted before: THE GREAT VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 2nd, 2006
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April 3rd, 2006
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| Optio | oh ,the characters are so hard to read. i have to diplicate them to word ,first ..... oh ...i do not do some extra things . in deed,the story is ok, may be |
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