Topic: Drive Through ATM Procedures

Springfield · October 30th, 2005

Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

MALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

* 2 Put down your car window.

* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

* 6 Put window up.

* 7 Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to cash machine.

* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

* 5 Turn the radio down.

* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

* 9 Insert card.

* 10 Re-insert card the right side up

* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

* 12 Enter PIN.

* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

* 14 Enter amount of cash required.

* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

* 19 Re-check make-up again.

* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

* 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

* 22 Retrieve card.

* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.

* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

* 27 Release Parking Brake.

Navy Boy · October 30th, 2005

That is so true lol.

Springfield · October 30th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Navy Boy

That is so true lol.

Seriously. When I read that, it reminded me of my mom. :P

Italian Guy · October 30th, 2005

Great one yeah ah ah

xander · October 31st, 2005

Lol thats classic

LIPS · October 31st, 2005

tomtom22 · April 29th, 2006

Good one!

Rob Henderson · April 29th, 2006

Amen...women drivers...bleh!

AJChenMPH · April 29th, 2006

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Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson

Amen...women drivers...bleh!

Don't say that around Danica Patrick.

AFSteliga · April 30th, 2006

Ahh...the truth be known.

October 30th, 2005	Post 1
Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; Drive Through ATM Procedures Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. MALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to the cash machine. * 2 Put down your car window. * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN. * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt. * 6 Put window up. * 7 Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to cash machine. * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine. * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down. * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card. * 5 Turn the radio down. * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine. * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine. * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. * 9 Insert card. * 10 Re-insert card the right side up * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. * 12 Enter PIN. * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. * 14 Enter amount of cash required. * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror. * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt. * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook. * 19 Re-check make-up again. * 20 Drive forwards 2 feet. * 21 Reverse back to cash machine. * 22 Retrieve card. * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind. * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off. * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles. * 27 Release Parking Brake.

October 30th, 2005	Post 4
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Great one yeah ah ah __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

October 31st, 2005	Post 5
xander Centurion	Lol thats classic __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

October 31st, 2005	Post 6
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

April 29th, 2006	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good one! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 30th, 2005	Post 2
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	That is so true lol.

April 29th, 2006	Post 8
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Amen...women drivers...bleh! __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

April 30th, 2006	Post 10
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Ahh...the truth be known. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

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