Topic: Drinking at the Empire State Building

Charge 7 · January 5th, 2005

A couple of guys were having some drinks in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. After awhile one suggests to the other that they go outside to the observation platform. One guy says to the other, "You know the winds up here are so strong you can jump off this thing and you'll only go down about 10 stories or so and the wind will blow you back in a window." "Your full of it" says the other. "No watch I'll prove it" says the first and jumps off. Sure enough he goes down about 10 stories and swoops in thru a window. He comes running back up and says "There! See I told ya!". But the other guy says "Well that was sure amazing but you couldn't do that consistently." "Okay, I'll do it again" says the first and jumps off once more. Just as before he goes about 10 stories down and swoops in thru a window. He comes running back up and says "See? It works every time." Well the second guy was just itching to try it himself and so jumps off and goes 120 stories straight to the pavement SPLAT! The first guy goes back in the bar and the bartender says, "You know Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk".

rotc boy · January 5th, 2005

lmao!!!

Darcia · January 6th, 2005

...but no one is suppose to know whoo superman is

rotc boy · January 6th, 2005

lois lane did, and you know, she probably got wastedand told the bartender

i am a genius i tell ya!!!

Charge 7 · January 7th, 2005

Or perhaps the other guy was so drunk he failed to see that big red "S".

rotc boy · January 7th, 2005

perhaps....

Locke · January 7th, 2005

lol you would have thought the fact that his underwear was on the outside of his pants would have been a slight giveaway!!!!

Charge 7 · January 7th, 2005

"you would have thought the fact that his underwear was on the outside of his pants would have been a slight giveaway"

I take it you've never been to NYC he he.

NCdt Steliga · January 7th, 2005

Good one. I've heard that one in a different format., but it's still a good one.

tomtom22 · September 10th, 2005

January 5th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; Drinking at the Empire State Building A couple of guys were having some drinks in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. After awhile one suggests to the other that they go outside to the observation platform. One guy says to the other, "You know the winds up here are so strong you can jump off this thing and you'll only go down about 10 stories or so and the wind will blow you back in a window." "Your full of it" says the other. "No watch I'll prove it" says the first and jumps off. Sure enough he goes down about 10 stories and swoops in thru a window. He comes running back up and says "There! See I told ya!". But the other guy says "Well that was sure amazing but you couldn't do that consistently." "Okay, I'll do it again" says the first and jumps off once more. Just as before he goes about 10 stories down and swoops in thru a window. He comes running back up and says "See? It works every time." Well the second guy was just itching to try it himself and so jumps off and goes 120 stories straight to the pavement SPLAT! The first guy goes back in the bar and the bartender says, "You know Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk". __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 6th, 2005	Post 3
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	...but no one is suppose to know whoo superman is __________________ ^_^

January 7th, 2005	Post 7
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	lol you would have thought the fact that his underwear was on the outside of his pants would have been a slight giveaway!!!! __________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914

January 7th, 2005	Post 9
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Good one. I've heard that one in a different format., but it's still a good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

September 10th, 2005	Post 10
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 6th, 2005	Post 4
rotc boy Tribunus Laticlavius	lois lane did, and you know, she probably got wastedand told the bartender i am a genius i tell ya!!!

January 7th, 2005	Post 5
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Or perhaps the other guy was so drunk he failed to see that big red "S".

January 7th, 2005	Post 6
rotc boy Tribunus Laticlavius	perhaps....

January 7th, 2005	Post 8
Charge 7 Master Gunner	"you would have thought the fact that his underwear was on the outside of his pants would have been a slight giveaway" I take it you've never been to NYC he he.

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