Originally Posted by 84RFK

That could possibly explain how that bus mysteriously ended up in my backyard...

The lesson from this is; if you find a bus in your yard, you have Swedes in your neighborhood.

Originally Posted by Ghostrider

The lesson from this is; if you find a bus in your yard, you have Swedes in your neighborhood.

We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.

You see! We are everywhere; we share many similarities with the veggies, especially after a bus trip.

When I bought my Land Rover 110 in UK, I was asked by a local copper, "Why do you want a bloody great big Land Rover?" I replied, "So I can run over police cars."

He gave me a sickly smile and walked off. Well he asked a silly bloody question.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.

I´d like to grow some swedes.

Originally Posted by 42RM

I´d like to grow some swedes.

Me too! ... but only 5 of them? What am I to do on the weekends??

Originally Posted by viper2007

Me too! ... but only 5 of them? What am I to do on the weekends??

Do them all 5.

Originally Posted by 42RM

Do them all 5.

You guys need to take a trip to Sweden, they are going all the way, trust me! I know

Are you going all the way? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

Är du gå hela vägen? Vet du vad jag menar? Nudge nudge.

Ghost. I have no idea what I'm saying - will it work with a Swedish girl?

Originally Posted by 42RM

Are you going all the way? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

Är du gå hela vägen? Vet du vad jag menar? Nudge nudge.

Ghost. I have no idea what I'm saying - will it work with a Swedish girl?

It will work; you were using Google there, right? I would change the sentence a bit, but they are able to speak English so do not worry about that, you need to taste the Swedish tradition and they are very liberal when it comes to have fun.

I would say; Går du hela vägen? Are you going the whole way?

The best time to be in Sweden is in May or June, something happens to the Swedish women at spring...they get very BEEEP