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January 30th, 2012   #11
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 84RFK
That could possibly explain how that bus mysteriously ended up in my backyard...

The lesson from this is; if you find a bus in your yard, you have Swedes in your neighborhood.


Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
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January 31st, 2012   #12
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
The lesson from this is; if you find a bus in your yard, you have Swedes in your neighborhood.
We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.


I try to be the man my dog thinks I am.
 
January 31st, 2012   #13
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.
You see! We are everywhere; we share many similarities with the veggies, especially after a bus trip.
 
February 1st, 2012   #14
BritinAfrica
 
 
When I bought my Land Rover 110 in UK, I was asked by a local copper, "Why do you want a bloody great big Land Rover?" I replied, "So I can run over police cars."

He gave me a sickly smile and walked off. Well he asked a silly bloody question.
 
February 1st, 2012   #15
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
We had hundreds of swedes in our neighbourhood when I was a boy, my dad use to grow them.


I´d like to grow some swedes.
 
February 1st, 2012   #16
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by 42RM


I´d like to grow some swedes.
Me too! ... but only 5 of them? What am I to do on the weekends??
 
February 1st, 2012   #17
42RM
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Me too! ... but only 5 of them? What am I to do on the weekends??
Do them all 5.
 
February 1st, 2012   #18
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Do them all 5.
You guys need to take a trip to Sweden, they are going all the way, trust me! I know
 
February 2nd, 2012   #19
42RM
 
Are you going all the way? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

Är du gå hela vägen? Vet du vad jag menar? Nudge nudge.

Ghost. I have no idea what I'm saying - will it work with a Swedish girl?
 
February 2nd, 2012   #20
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
Are you going all the way? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

Är du gå hela vägen? Vet du vad jag menar? Nudge nudge.

Ghost. I have no idea what I'm saying - will it work with a Swedish girl?
It will work; you were using Google there, right? I would change the sentence a bit, but they are able to speak English so do not worry about that, you need to taste the Swedish tradition and they are very liberal when it comes to have fun.

I would say; Går du hela vägen? Are you going the whole way?

The best time to be in Sweden is in May or June, something happens to the Swedish women at spring...they get very BEEEP
 



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