Topic: Drinking Buddies

Charge 7 · January 29th, 2005

Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Amazingly enough it goes down easy as water and they get plenty drunk.

Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How are you feeling?"

Tim says he's fine, never felt better.

Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?" Tim says no.

Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover."

Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?"

Tim says, "No, why?"

Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"

the_13th_redneck · January 29th, 2005

OH man I laughed so loud....

NCdt Steliga · January 29th, 2005

Very nice.

rotc boy · January 29th, 2005

hahahahaha, i've got strep throat and laughing, not a good combination...

worik_brown · January 29th, 2005

rofl

tomtom22 · October 15th, 2005

Springfield · October 15th, 2005

uhhhh I don't get it.

fronzz · October 15th, 2005

me either

Charge 7 · October 15th, 2005

They were in Atlanta... they drank jet fuel... one guy farted and then he was in Detroit (which is a long, long way from Atlanta).

Now do you get it?

Navy Boy · October 16th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Charge 7

Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Amazingly enough it goes down easy as water and they get plenty drunk.

Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How are you feeling?"

Tim says he's fine, never felt better.

Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?" Tim says no.

Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover."

Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?"

Tim says, "No, why?"

Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"

January 29th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; Drinking Buddies Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Amazingly enough it goes down easy as water and they get plenty drunk. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, "How are you feeling?" Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?" Tim says no. Then Tim says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover." Then Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?" Tim says, "No, why?" Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!" __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 29th, 2005	Post 2
the_13th_redneck Fridgeraider (Instructor) Gear	OH man I laughed so loud.... __________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

January 29th, 2005	Post 3
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Very nice. __________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston

October 15th, 2005	Post 6
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 15th, 2005	Post 8
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	me either __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

January 29th, 2005	Post 5
worik_brown Milites Gregarius	rofl

October 15th, 2005	Post 7
Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	uhhhh I don't get it.

October 15th, 2005	Post 9
Charge 7 Master Gunner	They were in Atlanta... they drank jet fuel... one guy farted and then he was in Detroit (which is a long, long way from Atlanta). Now do you get it?

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