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February 1st, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Dr. Seuss in Iraq (OP DESERT STORM)OUR AIR FORCE unit was put on standby during Operation Desert Storm. While we were passing time, the conversation turned to field chow halls and MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). I said that the powdered eggs weren't so bad once you got used to them. In response, my buddies came up with a verse in the tradition of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham: "I will not eat them in Iraq, I will not eat them in attack. I will not eat them in the rain, I will not eat them with Hussein; I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like powdered eggs and ham, I do not like them, Uncle Sam." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by A1C James D. Perri Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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February 1st, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Heh..that's kinda funny for me.
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February 3rd, 2006
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| Centurion | lol I love it, Dr. Seuss is an awesome guy.
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February 6th, 2006
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| Centurion | thats great... 
__________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"  |
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February 7th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | And add this line : I will not eat them with Spam.
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February 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Now that's funny!
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February 19th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | :hehe: |
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's pretty good
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